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Ep. 147 | Yellow Submarine (1969)
If thereâs a better kids movie than âYellow Submarineâ, weâve yet to see it. (Pipe down, âAirBudâ!) So, it would stand that 1969âs original Yellow Submarine soundtrack must be the best kids movie soundtrack of all time, correct? (Pipe down, âPopeyeâ!) While that may be up for debate, the new and/or newly released Beatles songs on Side 1 are among their most interesting and, in one case, greatest songs.
Our "Yellow Submarineâ disc Deep Dish delves deep into the Sea Of Thyme for some spicy discussion on the collection of Side 1 gems, the packaging variations, and more! Along the way, the UBPâs Old Fred and Boob (also a great âBenny Hillâ sketch) ask:
đŚ Is New Zealand in Europe? And is that the Auckland Zoo Kangaroo rockinâ the synth on âThe Final Countdownâ?
đŻ Whatâs a better addition to a Beatles release? âLucy In The Sky With Diamondsâ on the âYellow Submarineâ cassette, or âA Taste Of Honeyâ in the âAbbey Roadâ medley on 8-track, just after âPolythene Pamâ?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME THESE UBP BOOMERS (sfx: buzzer) DONâT TALK MORE ABOUT GIOACHINO ROSSINIâS 1816 OPERA CLASSIC, âTHE BARBER OF SEVILLEâ? (Drunk, sad, rhythmically:) AND HOW COME RON KARKOVICE DONâT HAVE NO STATUE AT NEW COMISKEY?
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Ep. 134 | Please Please Me (1963) 60th Anniversary Part 2
Please take your seats. Where should we take âem? Well, come on down to Gearheadâs Basement for part two of the best tastinâ authentic Chi-town deep dish this side of Rocky Rococoâs: part two of the UBP takes on Please Please Me! Does T.J. convince Tony that itâs one of their top long players? Do Tonyâs rock and roll fantasies convince T.J. against more horns? And does the U.K. cassette running order exonerate Dave Dexter a little bit?
Wait, thereâs more! (#NewBenFolds) What about the important, other questions serious fans listen to hear, such a$:
đ Which 1990âs Macca-made mash up do you prefer: âP.S. Love Me Doâ, or âWhy Donât We Do It in Madonnaâ?
âŞď¸đ§Ś The farther one travels, does the less one know about whether Liam Hendriks will be traded before the deadline?
đ Are the Google Dolls the best Buffalo Band thatâs also the worldâs most popular search engine? #HeyGooGoo #PlayTheGoogleDolls
đĽ And, in the spirit of the rule of fab foursâŚHappy 83rd birthday Ringo! 83! Weâre warning you with Peace and Love that we love YOU!
#Untitled #Beatles #Podcast
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Ep. 133 | Please Please Me (1963) 60th Anniversary Part 1
As if there was ever any doubt, one truth was made evident in the fall 2016: Americans are geniuses! Capitol executives in 1963 were no exception, when they passed on the chance to release the first Beatles album. Then, when they finally released it in early â65 (for roughly the 117th time - thank you, VJ! #FrankIfield), it was shortened and chopped up.
But before 1987, âThe Early Beatlesâ was all we had in the U.S. (Anyone who owned an import of âPlease Please Meâ did so illegally and should do the right thing and turn themselves in. And since Apple has disowned the VJ releases, you must throw your originals away. #BeatleRules #Calderstone) And in â87, when the Beatles CDâs belatedly appeared, and the original U.K. catalog restored globally, the U.S. finally got their proper debut. A year after âTwist & Shoutâ hit the charts thanks to âFerris Buellerâ, this amazing debut was back in the cultural zeitgeist.
We could go on and on, but, as David Bowie (no, not the 27 minute Phish tune, pal) once said: This is not America, sha la la la la⌠(#LiveAtTheBBC)
So Scottie Pip Pip and Honey Nut Cheerio, across the pond on a jumbo we go, as Tony and T.J. begin their trademark deep dish (try and replicate the sauce, b wordâŚYA CANâT) on one of the latterâs favorite British Beatles records. And along the way, the Gab Two twist and shout themselves into metaphorical McBeans over:
đŞ Did Fred Sanford feign a heart attack (#ElizabethImComin) while eating or listening to The Cookies?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME 'XRT DONâT PLAY NO TIFFANY IS IT CAUSE YOU CANâT SAY A GIRL IS HOT NO MORE? AND HOW COME REINSDORK DONâT SELL THE TEAM?
đ Why was the âSeinfeldâ where Macca guest stars as Kramerâs creepy companion Karl, where they volunteer to be âlaundry peopleâ for an all girlâs high school volleyball team, pulled from syndication? What is The U trying to hide, exactly?
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Ep. 121d | The White Album (1968) Part 4
A long, cold, lonely winterâs month of the UBP Deep Dish on the White Album comes to a ceremonious close this week! Today, we focus on Sides 3 + 4 of the most landmark double album since the forthcoming Record Store Day 2-LP (da fuq?) version of Ringoâs âStop And Smell The Rosesâ. (âPrivate Propertyâ > âHoney Pieâ, anyone? #LoveMonopoly)
In addition to analyzing the classic, punchy pop tunes (âRevolution 9â), clubby dance jams (âGood Nightâ), and other hits shamefully left off of Tonyâs copy of the Blue Album, the Gab Two also ask:
đŁ Do most fonts taste better (#BrownsChicken #AndPasta #SorryKennyRogers) when used in Pot Lovers Corner?
â Did rapper 2 Chainz once consider calling himself 2 Mizery or 2 Anna (Go To Himz)?
đđ Will the 2028 60th Anniversary remix of âThe Beatles (Peter Sellers Version)â be released in a limited edition deluxe wooden crate featuring a collection of The Pink Panther gnomes? And what about The Stink Panther? #CamNewton #2020NFLJokez
Itâs great, it sold, itâs the bloody Untitled Beatles Podcastâs âWhite Albumâ (sorry, a-hole, âThe Beatlesâ) Deep Dish, part Eye-Vee! (Not affiliated with noted Des Moines-area grocery chain, Hy-Vee - where there's a helpful smile, in every aisle!) Maybe now Bad Boy will finally get some love? Join us on Patreon and Facebook to find outâŚBEFORE WE FIND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
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Ep. 121c | The White Album (1968) Part 3
RUN! To your local White Hen Pantry. STEAL! The free 3-D glasses sponsored by WFLD-32 LISTEN! To the aural delights (cream your coffee with that, fella) of the UBP White Album Deep Dish Part 3-D!
Besides generously deep dishing on Side 2 and a teeny bit of Side 3, the 2 White Album Crew (#Daring1991Jokes) also ask:
đŚ Was Bob Hope merely a comic, or was he also one of the great (Rocky Rac)crooners of his era, the late 1890's?
đ Is it just a Q-incidence that neither NYC nor London had rats until they had Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats"?
đ¸ How come Macca's "Unplugged" tribute to Uncle Pecos has no repeated stuttering of the common word "crambone"?
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Ep. 121b | The White Album (1968) Part 2
Itâs Part 2 of the Untitled Beatles Podcast White Album Fabstravaganza! This week T.J. and Tony deep dish Side One, going track-by-track and getting off-track-by-off-track, just like the 1987 CD did with the track separation on âWild Honey Pieâ into âBungalow Billâ. Along the way, they ask the important questions, such as:
đ Which part of the body is the balalaika? Is it a uvula, a female breast, or a Beatle growth? Please get that looked at!
đ What is A.C. âIron Manâ Greenâs definition of the S-word? Does that mean his least favorite Beatles song is âS-word Sadieâ?
đž On âWhile My Guitar Gently Weepsâ, did Eric Clapton perform the guitar solo as a teenage werewolf?
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Ep. 121 | The White Album (1968) Part 1
It was great! It sold! It's the bloody Beatles' White Album!
And, no, Paul; we wonât shut up.
Because part one of the UBP Deep Dish on âThe Beatlesâ is finally here! Tony and T.J. are sniffer-level giddy to discuss this album-unlike-any-other. And in part one, the Two Little Piggies delve into the history and packaging (#DingDongDingDong) of one of only two official Beatles-canon albums to be known, colloquially, by two names. (The other is âTomorrow Never Knowsâ, which most first-gen fans know as, of course, âFile Under Rockâ.)
And despite this recordâs massive length and girth (Sfx: a pained, guttural groan), Tony & T.J. find the time to ask:
đ đž Is the âperfectâ Christmas gift at Walgreens, Woolworth, Woolco, Osco, Venture, Wieboldt's or Montgomery Ward?
đł What uniquely-numbered episode did you download? And was it manufactured in Jacksonville, Jackson Hole, or Jacksonâs Whole?
đŹ Does the inclusion of âThis Boyâ to the White Album Tape 2 8-track, directly after âSavoy Truffleâ but before âJulia (pt. 1)â, improve the original track listing?
BUT WAIT! Is it Tonyâs favorite Beatles album? Is it even in T.J.âs top three? (Or is he just too big a fan of âThe Beatles In Italyâ to budge?) Is everyone who only calls this album by its official name a jagbag? Tune in (#Lewisohn) this week, and likely the next six, as we deep dish âThe White Albumâ!
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Ep. 113 | Revolver Super Deluxe Instant Reaction Part 2
We're back! Our super deluxe vinyl box sets arrived in the mail, and Tony and Teej are ready to dish even deeper on the sparkling new Revolver remixes, bonus tracks, and beautiful accompanying 100-page book.
At least Tony is. T.J. might've taken one too many edibles and spent the week listening to Eddie Murphy's 1993 Motown Records sensation Love's Alright.
TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
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Ep. 112 | Revolver Super Deluxe Instant Reaction Part 1
HOLY MOLY IT'S HERE. And Tony and T.J. want to talk about it. Join the Fab Fellas as they go Full Culkin⢠on the latest (and perhaps greatest? LISTEN TO FIND OUT!) Super Deluxe Special Edition reissue of the Beatles' groundbreaking 1966 LP "Revolver".
This is just part oneâmore to come once we get to spend some time with the vinyl box set.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? We'd love you to share all your cheers, jeers, and hot takes too. Shout at us on Discord, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or now on Eater.com, and your reactions may just make it into Part 2.
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Ep. 25.2 | SPECIAL RE-RUN: Revolver LP (1966)
In anticipation of THE BIG DROP coming this week, T.J. and Tony (a.k.a. The Tab Two #sponsored #by #nutrasweet) dig into some of the teaser tracks already released, and then present the Super Replayable Super Re-Run Edition of our 2020 Deep Dish of Revolver.
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Originally released November 14, 2020
It's time to serve up a deep dish of The Beatles most colorful LP with a b/w cover.
In this episode, T.J. and Tony talk ADT, LSD, Geoff Emerick recording techniques, and the Alan Civil War. Plus diversions into the goth Lennon & McCartney, Rupert the Bear, The Frogs, and the Soul Train Scramble Board.
Revolver's track-by-track musings come augmented with enough collector scum needle drops to power a small, fab village, including a sample of their favorite punching bag, 60s Capitol Records honcho Dave Dexter.
Turn off your mind, relax and float tangentially.
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