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Ep. 249 | The Beatles' Christmas Records, 1963-69 (Replay!)
Weâre off this week for the holidays! Please enjoy this beloved holiday classic. And if youâve got episode ideas or things youâd like to hear more or less of on the show in 2026, drop us an email at untitledbeatlespod@gmail.com.
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Originally released December 25, 2021
Itâs been a real gear year for the Untitled Beatles Podcast and itâs all due to you! âSpect some of you are getting out a 50Âą piece to weigh down your rare out of print Beatles Christmas Flexi Discs. For those going without these cherished âonly fansâ records, T.J. and Tony will cover each holiday curiosity released from 1963-1969, with noses red from holiday cheer.
In this very special holiday episode:
đ Ho Ho Ho! Will they succeed in referencing âDing Dongâ on XXXmas day?
đ Yeah Yeah Yeah! Since T.J. and Tony have gone right off jelly babies, will they switch to Kenny Rogers Roasters roasted chicken?
đż Hi Hi Hi! Was the first legal dispensary in the United States run by Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life?
Plus shout outs to Beedle Peedles in the Untitled Beatle Community.
Garry Crimble to you (and Garry Mimble for those who donât celebrate Crimble) and a Happy Goo Year!
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Ep. 247 | Beatles Anthology Collection 4 Part 2 (2025)
1-2-3-4! Can I have a little more? 5-6-7-8-9-10âŠinstrumental versions of Beatles classics! Is this âThe Hollyridge Strings Plays The Beatlesâ? Nope, itâs the CD and vinyl release of Anthology 4; not to be confused with Anthology 4 on Disney+, not to be confused with the largely different Anthology 4 on DVD/VHS. Make sense, fellow Calderstoners?
With 13 new tracks, plus some choice (and, ahem, choice-adjacent) cuts from the recent deluxe Beatles reissues, there is much genuine Beatle joy to be be found on Anthology 4. A few tracks are revelatory! A few are kick ass! A few are fine! And a few too many, you can #FileUnderANap.
Tony and T.J. look at the highs and lows, both musical and bourbon-influenced, of the most recent entry into The Beatles vast compilation canon. On this aural journey (#OhSherry #BuzzerSFX #ThatsSoloStevePerry), Tony, T.J., and P3Z-Nutz ask and answer the questions literally millions of podcast listeners are begging us to answer, which may-or-may-not-include:
đ Even T.J. wouldnât be so crazy as to spend $17 + $10 shipping to order the new/weird mixes of âFree As A Birdâ & âReal Loveâ on exclusive âmilky-whiteâ vinyl 45 from the Beatles online store, right? And if he did, he wouldnât be super excited about it arriving in the mail any day now, referring to it as an âearly self-Hanukkah giftâ to help alleviate the guilt of spending even more hard earned money on the exact same maddening Anthology content, right? I SAID, RIGHT, DAMN IT?
đŁ Should Tonyâs mention of Chicagoâs Drag City Records guarantee the UBP a free vinyl copy of Fred Armisenâs â100 Sound Effectsâ - now available in fine record stores everywhere? And should said free vinyl be sent directly to Meigs Field c/o Producer Casey, via expedited shipping to arrive in time for the holidays?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy, heâs furious): HOW COME WFLD CHANNEL 32 DONâT SHOW THE BRADY BUNCH WEEKDAYS AT 4:30 NO MORE? AND WHERE'D TAXI GO? AND HOW COME LAUREN JIGGETTS DONâT RETURN NO FAN LETTERS?
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Ep. 246 | Beatles Anthology Collection 4 (2025)
Attention Wealthy Beatles Fans (TM)! How do you feel about 13 tracks? No, not âof whackâ, as Walter Becker might have presented us, while he was still alive anyway. But rather, 13 tracks of unearthed Beatles demos & takes, nearly all of which are pure gems, now available on âAnthology 4â.
Awesome, yes? Now, how do you feel about spending $74 for a deluxe vinyl package (excuse me? SIR?) with 36 tracks of whack. Does it make you feel better to know that youâre spending that hard earned cash on 36% ânewâ material, and; coincidentally, (Beatles) â64% of music you already bought on previous deluxe reissues? Good news, because as the Fat Boys once sang, âBaby youâre a rich man, too!â
Look, we like to joke around at the UBP, itâs what makes us Appleâs only legally/emotionally authorized Beatles podcast (TBD). OF COURSE weâre grateful for ânewâ Beatles goodies weâve never heard before. Early takes of âTell Me Whyâ! âEvery Little Thing!â âIn My Lifeâ! Surely, âA4â has been curated for both the die-hard and casual Beatles fan, yes? Whatâs that? Oh you were expecting a âYes, and?â Well we love improv, too. Itâs our water, our oxygen, our physical fitness. In fact, improv is what makes us The Second Cityâs only legally/emotionally authorized Beatles podcast (TBD).
So not only do Tony & T.J. begin to deep dish âAnthology 4: Less Faster But Even More Furiousâ, but they yes and themselves into veritable Don knots over:
đ±đ€ïž Is T.J. forcing Tony to repeatedly listen to âReel Musicâ on 8-track tape considered âtraffickingâ, âtortureâ, or âa healthy 2026 resolutionâ?
đ What kind of big-production, expensive, show-stopping finale does Producer Casey have planned for todayâs episode?
đ„ If Tony is Statler, and T.J. is Waldorf, does that make P3Z-Nutz âSaladâ? And like anything sent to Ringo after the 20th of October, will said salad be tossed?
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Ep. 245 | Beatles Anthology Collection 1 â 3 (2025)
It only took 29 years, but we Beatles fans finally have what weâve all been clamoring for: instrumental âFool On The Hill.â Thatâs right, Anthology 4 has arrived! Are you excited? We fans love sequels! Maybe itâs an appetizer to George Harrisonâs âEarly Takes Volume 2â, which is tentatively scheduled to be released sometime after weâre all dead.
Fortunately, for those of us who remember the excitement for the original Anthology CDâs, the good folks at Apple have finally cleaned up the tracks from volumes 1-3. This week, Tony & T.J. instant-react to those reissues (and/or maybe remixes), in addition to previewing their full-on deep dish of Anthology 4.
Along the way, the boys ask:
đ€ (Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME OBAMA TOOK THE MARTIN MULL SITCOM âDOMESTIC LIFEâ OFF OF WOR SUPERSTATION? ANY HOW COME I CANâT FIND âITâS A LIVINGâ NO MORE? AND HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH T.J.âS DIGITIZED COLLECTION OF ORIGINAL âDOMESTIC LIFEâ EPISODES HE VCRâD FROM WBBM CHANNEL 2 BACK IN 1985?
đč Should the URSPâs next episode feature a deep dish on âSteel Wheelsâ or âMade In The Shadeâ? And did anyone get a little angry that the author used a compilation rather than a catalog album in the second example? Would a live album have sufficed, like âStill Lifeâ? And can a case be made that âFlashpointâ is actually the best live Stones album, in no small part due to the presence of Chuck Leavell?
đźââïž Did Family Mattersâ Steve Urkel mean to take credit for 1995 Beatlemania on A-Beatles-C when he asked, repeatedly and to waves of canned/coked laughter, âDid I do thatâ?
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Ep. 232 | Hot Beatle News! Anthology 2025 and Power To The People
BIG BREAKING BEATLE NEWS (from like a week ago):
T.J. finally scored Ringo's VH1 Storytellers cassette from Psychic Records in Brooklyn.
Lots to react to, between this development and some business about a new Anthology release and Power to the People box set.
Open up those wallets and get geared up for all the grumps and gripes, as the Gab Two (+ Casey!) give Angry Drunk Chicago Guy a run for his money, with the hard hitting questions like:
đ°đ„ WHERE'M I SUPPOSEDA GET 400 BUCKS FOR ANTHOLOGY VINYL WHEN I ALREADY SOLD MY WEDDING RING FOR A MACCA TICKET?
đ°đ„ HOW COME THESE APPLE JAGS ARE MAKING ME BUY ANTHOLOGIES 1-3 ALL OVER AGAIN? AND REVOLVER SUPER DELUXE? AND PEPPER SUPER DELUXE? AND WHITE ALBUM SUPER DELUXE? AND ABBEY ROAD SUPER DELUXE? AND LET IT BE SUPER DELUXE?
đżđ„ WHEN'S UNTITLED H.R. GONNA FINALLY STEP IN TO END THE BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST TONY MENDOZA? IF LOVIN' THE SAXOPHONE IS WRONG, MY GUY DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT.
(We'll resume our "Help!" deep dish as soon as we get this out of our system. Thanks for your patience.)
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Ep. 226 | "Yesterday and Today" (1966) Side 2
Maybe, just maybe, "Yesterday"...And Today, was a modern-day Robin Hood (Men In Tights). Sure it stole from the rich, in this case, the U.K. "Revolver". But it also gave to the poor, in this case, American Baby Boomers, whose dreams would eventually be crushed under the weight of their own selfish interests from a life unfulfilled.
Anyhoo! The Gab 2 dissect this essential Capitol album, and butcher both facts and myths as they discuss it and more, like:
đ If you're a Sanford, and your son isn't in trash, are you super pissed?
đ« When did Tony become such an expert on pricey London Town neighborhoods?
đ Will the deluxe reissue of Dark Horse include the rare demo of George's quite personal raga, "Goiter In His Gut"?
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Ep. 225 | "Yesterday and Today" (1966) Side 1
Bill Miller isnât just Texasâ fastest growing BBQ joint this side of that one suburban Manila Kenny Rogers Roasters. No, sir/maâam! Once upon a time, Bill Miller traded in his Texas, wet-rub BBQ stained hands to prepare something better and more culturally significant than chickân: a U.S. Beatles album!
Longtime Capitol butcher Dave Dexter was (allegedly) too busy running Nixonâs campaign to assemble a Beatles album comprised of songs left-over from the British albums âHelpâ, âRubber Soulâ, and ripped from the not yet released âRevolverâ. So that job fell to Bill Miller, the fast-growing Texas BBQ joint. HEARD OF IT, LIB? #Freedumb
And in the process, the infamous - yet famously fun-to-spin - final U.S. capitol album of ânewâ material was released: YesterdayâŠAnd Today. (a.k.a. âYesterday...And Todayâ for you cassette freaks! We see you! We are you!)
This week, Tony & T.J. begin a deep dish of this classic, million selling Beatles album, which was unavailable and out of print from 1992-2014. Along the way, they ask the questions that only two guys with this much weirdo time on their hands would ask, like:
đ (Angry Drunk Chicago Friend - heâs mad because none of youz bought a new shirt with his mug on it yet, theyâre available on Tee Public or the UBP website you jagbags): How come Disneyâs too woke to let me learn how to make an AI of Minnie Mouse singing âA Wank Is A Wink Your Fart Makesâ?
đ Whereâs Herb? And whereâs Herbâs beef?
đ» Do Redneck White Sox fans drink (Pabst) Blue Ribbon beer before they beat the daylights out of a defenseless, elderly first base coach?
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Ep. 221 | SUPER DELUXE REISSUE: The Beatles' Love LP (2006) and All Together Now DVD (2008)
John Lennon literally said it best: "All You Need Is Love: The Cirque Du Soleil Soundtrack, on CD in multiple editions, streaming with bonus tracks on iTunes, and on a making of DVD."
And in 2020, a younger, dumber, sadly Casey-less Gab Two gabbed fab and dished deep on this album!
Now, for the first time, here's the Deluxe Edition remaster, in 5.1 Dolby NR Cr02 Color.
See you next week with an all new episode!
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[Originally released September 19, 2020]
In this episode of Pizza Talk, T.J. and Tony get acrobatically off-topic trying to discuss The Beatles collaboration with Cirque du Soleil. It contains 101 local Chicago references.
We think this episode will sell a lot of tickets for the Vegas show.
Ep. 220 | Our Favourite Fab Beatle Cover Art
Whatâs your Favourite Beatles Cover, Art? Or, more generally, for those listeners not named Art, whatâs your Favourite Beatles Cover Art? There are seemingly endless global 7â and 12â covers from which to choose. Despite all but a small few ever being authorized by the Fabs, a good many are iconic, super weird, or a mesmerizing combination of both.
Loyal listener and Patreon member Mick B brought us this great suggestion, inspired by the live-performance photo on the cover of âThe Beatles In Italyâ; which, indeed features hits by The Beatles! Just not live. Or âIn Italyâ. Maybe Bruce Spizer will help us sue Calderstone/Odeon for fraud???
In this episode, the Cover Two (#GOBEARS) showâŠand tellâŠand show, if you smash this link for our WORLD PREMIERE SHOW VIDEO, their Favourite Beatles Cover Art. Along the way, they ask the hard hitting questions that those grotty, non-officially-Apple-authorized podcasts are too meat free Saturday, chicken-substitute-s**t to ask, like:
đCould AI create a geometry-inspired parody called âOblong-Di, Oblong-Daâ, and make it sound like itâs being sung by They Might Be Giants? And, both existentially and ethically, would it all be worth it?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy, heâs upset because heâs still unclean): âAnd how come Beatlefest donât have no Beatles ASMR room no more? And how come if they did, they wouldnât let me feel up Terri Hemmertâs copy of âRock Nâ Roll Musicâ to feel if the print is raised up like Diane said I canât do no more?â
đ° Could the front cover art for âNow & Then: The Final Beatles Song (TM)â have been so much better if only it didnât suck?
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Ep. 216 | The Beatles âKum Backâ (1970)
Did you know that fellow '60's Brit rockers The Kinks had their biggest ever hit in 1984? Who didn't love "Kum Backing", their tribute to one of the very first bootlegs: the Beatles acetate "Kum Back"?
Here at the UBP we love the Kinks, kink shaming, Kum & Go gas, and this legendary bootleg, heard by the #Kum2GetherToo for the very first time just this month! Some Beatles "fans", right? I'll bet they can't even pronounce "Esher" correctly...
So do get your tape recorders rolling, but be forewarned; Kash Patel may come to your home to sing songs about justice for people who poop on senate desks. Smart fella, that one. All of 'em, really.
ANYHOO, when your tape is rolling, Bob, be ready for more questions than a societally-destructive right wing manosphere podcast is "just asking", such as:
đđ Did (Lovely) Rita Rudner ever guest star in a "SHOtime After Dark" entry, or was she merely the lead-in programming, immediately following "An American Tail"?
âđ (Angry Chicago Guy:) If Paul McCartney's pitching is in a strident manner, how come he and Mark Buherle ain't in Cooperstown? And how come the Pope ain't returning no answering machine messages no more, he too good for me now? We go to Aurelio's every Tuesday, he better show up.
đ«đ§ž Cancel "Teddy Boy", correct?
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