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Ep. 133 | Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band (1990) Part 2
From TV's "All Star Blitz" to the the NBA all star celebrity game (feat. some dude from "Grey's Anatomy"), a collection of rando all-stars usually sucks. But not when left to the devices of our dear Ringo, as evidenced in part two of our deep dish on his first all starr band LP!Along the way, Tony and T.J. ask:
š¦š¤« Is "Shine Silently" to 1989 what "Shine Silently" was to 1979, only double?
š„š„ Speaking of double, If T.J. plays Doubleās āThe Captain Of Her Heartā on the piano for no reason, and Tony doesnāt notice the forgotten '85 yachty deep cut jam, did T.J. even play it? #GetRidOfThePiano #Horrible
š§š© (Angry Chicago Guy:) How come Ringo had a Cardinals shortstop play guitar in his first all starr band? And what ever happened to that big guy, big home run hitter, oh yeah, poo holes? Dat's rite, my friendt, POO HOLES!
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Ep. 132 | Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band (1990) Part 1
The Traveling Wilburys were all right, even if they say you're wrong (#JulianLennon). But sometimes you gotta be strong and make the claim that they were only the 2nd best solo Beatle supergroup of the 80's.
#1? Obviously, it's Paul, Linda, and Eric Stewart! Ringo and his first All Starr Band!
Ok maybe that's a stretch. But as the 1990 tour LP & video show, they were a damn fine band, with a strangely cohesive line up of rock legends that Ringo would never again replicate.
This week, the UBP gets really serious (angry fan: "DAT'S VOLUME TOO!") about this great record and also ask:
Did Keef get beef in his teef doing Improv Warmup Wednesdays at Kenny Rogers Roasters?
Is Tony the UBP's Joel Whitburn, which is a sick reference for those of you who are familiar with longtime Billboard chart historian Joel Whitburn?
Was the All Starr Band promoter experienced at novelty concerts, or more of a Fishof out of water?
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Ep. 131 | The Beatles Sell Out: The Fab Four in Ads
What makes a "sell out"? Did you sell out? Did Who? How 'bout when? Or sometimes, y? #sometimesand #provtalk
And what about AI? Does it scare you? Is it weird to be scared of a 76'er who retired years ago and hated - I mean, HATED - practice? Not the game! He's talking about practice.
Today's episode considers both related topics. Do commercials with covers or (ahem, sloppily edited) original Beatles music brand our beloved Fabs as sell outs? And what of Beatles AI: awful, or artful?
Along this Journey (#OpenArms), our own cell outs (#AmeritechBell) consider:
š„© Does everybody know your name at Chili's, Applebees, or Rudy Tuesjays?
šŗšø John Lewis remains a beloved, American civil rights hero. Was he also a UK department store?
š“šŖ¦ Is Golden Slumbers best heard as a cover in a TV commercial with the sounds of a large, apparently quite ill animal snoring and I think farting?
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Ep. 130 | A Trivial Beatles Podcast - Game 1, Part 2
Arguably, the most famous sitcom episode of the 1990ās was from the syndicated-only āNew WKRP In Cincinnatiā, where station manager Arthur āBig Guyā Carlson challenges rival station WPIG to an on-air poker match. Two problems: 1) poker on the radio? WHUT. And 2) Despite the generational hilarity of its predecessor, āThe New WKRPā su-su-su-su-SUCKED! What were you thinking, Bill Dial?
But you know what doesnāt suck? The Beatles! And especially non-sucking is The Beatles Trivial Pursuit special edition! This week, Tony & T.J. square off and conclude their inaugural game. No spoilers, but a last-minute rule change fixed the result worse than the only actual rigged election in recent memory, the one the Supreme Court handed to GW Bush that began the downfall of America! BUT WE DIGRESS!!!
So girl, get your game play on, and join us as we also ask:
š„§ Whatās the best Prince song: āPurple Pieā, āWhen Doves Pieā, āThe Ballad Of Dorthy Pie-kerā, āRaspberry Pie-retā, or āSexy Mother Fš„§š„§ker (Pie Remix)?ā #RuleOfFives
ā¾ļø (Read as angry, vaguely drunk White Sox fan): How come Bruce Spizer donāt write no books about CBSā critically adored, little watched, New Orleans-focused dramedy from 1987, āFrankās Placeā? And how come Spizer hates Tim Reid AND Tim Anderson?
š» Is Radioheadās āKid Aā the equivalent of āAbbey Roadā, for people who donāt care about minor details like āmemorable songsā?
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Ep. 129 | The Beatlesā (Fantasy) Country LP
Tony & T.J. arenāt just Beatles fans. Nah, son. Look at them arms. They country strong. LOOK AT THEM ARMS! GāON, LOOK! NOW TOUCH THEM ARMS. TOUCH THEM. NOW SQUEAL LIKE A PIGā¦
And, like The Beatles, we at the UBP have a deep appreciation for classic Country music. (Western, however can go f**k itself. Got that, āPaint Your Wagonā soundtrack? #DrunkLeeMarvin)
Based on a great episode suggestion from perhaps our youngest listener, Owen (#ThanksO), this week Tony & T.J. assemble their fantasy takes on a Beatles Country album. And while they boot scoot boogie their way thru many Fab country tunes, they also ponder:
ā¾ļø Was Enrico Pallazzo on the legendary, literally-everybody's-heard-of-it, #FantasyRecords?
š CLASSIC PARTY GAME ALERT! Letās play āPair someone from Tears For Fears with one of the Three Stooges!ā
š Did anyone else watch āSkiffle After Darkā on Skinemax back in 1989? #LonnieDongagain
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Ep. 128b | Living in the Material World 50th Anniversary Part 2
Letās pick up where we left off! This week, the gents go track-by-track on George Harrisonās most famous Madonna cover, āLiving in the Material World.ā Along the way, we ponder:
šŖ© How does Right Said Fredās āToo Sexyā translate to Latin America?
š“ How might this album be for the benefit of Mr. Specter?
š Itās always a shameā¦ is the Genesis track āThatās Allā superior to the album closer āThat is Allāā¦?
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Ep. 128 | Living in the Material World 50th Anniversary Part 1
George Harrison holds a special place in the hearts of the Untitled Beatles Podcast, and millions of Beatles fans. As prolific as John and Paul were, and as much as few could lay a beat down like Bernard Purdie, who overdubbed many, if not all, of Ringoās tracks (chew on that, Lewishon), George was arguably the spirit and soul of The Beatles; no little feat. #DixieChicken
Join us as we celebrate the 50th Anniversary of his 1973 blockbuster, āLiving In The Material Worldā. It heightened the spirituality of āAll Things Must Passā, while ditching that albumās sprawl and layers upon layers of production, resulting in a fascinating, beautiful record laden with musical and lyrical juxtapositions.
In part 1 of this Deep Dish, the Material Two, with an assist from Producer Casey and a rather aggressive P3Z-nuts, break down the albumās history, reception, and legacy, and also ask:
š Is Minnie Pearl a Nashville sexpot, or more of a Nashville Hot Chicken Wrap? Now available at participating Manillaland/Northwest Indiana Kenny Rogers Roasters.
š¤ If Whitney Houston is the Beatles of the 80ās, and the Miami Heat Threetles were the Beatles of the 2010's, and Skittles are the 80ās candy equivalent of the 60ās Beatles, are the Miami Heat Threetles to the '10's what the actual Threetles were to the 90ās what the 60ās Beatles were to Skittles in the 80ās? #MeetTheSkittles
š Sign here if you think Rhonda Santis should ban book slappinā! _________________________
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Ep. 127 | A Trivial Beatles Podcast
Trivia! What a silly word. I mean, how many words rhyme with āJergens?ā Feel me, Jacque?
Sadly, ever since Alex Trebek pulled a (rather cowardly) #HeGone, the pursuit of trivia - Beatles and otherwise - has been largely dormant in America. But not this week! Because Tony and T.J. each break out their deluxe editions of Beatles Trivial Pursuit and play a heated, often deadly round or three of the game! But donāt you D.A.R.E. think we put the board in ābored gameā! Because, madness (#OurHouse) ensues as we also trivially pursue:
š Would NBC have ever considered green-lighting āDear Johnā if not for itsā one, ill-fated season of āTaxiā?
ā¾ļø Were the 90ās Yankees really better without ding-dong-dinger machine Donnie Baseball? (Drunk old Chicago White Sox fan: āWhat about Bronny Dosco?ā)
š„ Is āSteve Winwood: The Musicalā the new āBlind Faith: The Musicalā? And will you miss both if youāre stuck in traffic? Shit thatās a lot of Steve Winwood references, right? Too many? Or just about right, in a ārule of 3āsā way? We ask rhetorically, like donāt send us notes or anything like that, because we wonāt read it. Whoās got the time? Like, how do YOU even have the time to write a Beatles podcast about a failed Steve Winwood bit? Think about that next time you find yourself drinking a High Life again. Drinking a highā¦lifeā¦again.
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Ep. 126c | Red Rose Speedway 50th Anniversary Part 3
How much 'Red Rose Speedway' is too much Red Rose Speedway? Itās the age old question. Paul wanted it to be a 2-LP set. EMI said, ānoā. And, with that, Maccaās recording career was effectively over.
So today weāll look at Julian Lennonās 1989 hit, āMr. Jordanā! [BUZZER SFX]
No! Itās actually Part Three of our 17-part deep dish full-on-sausage-patty salute to Wingsā 2nd album, which sadly does not feature āThank You Girlā. THANKS FOR NADA, DAVE DEXTER.
This week, we look at Paulās original 2-LP iteration of this title, which finally surfaced as a limited vinyl set in 2018. Is it an improvement on the single (pigeon) album we've known for 50 years? Tony & T.J. select the best of the best of tracks left off the original Red-and/or-Blue Rose Speedway, and along the way they ponder:
š If Willie Dixon is also Willie Nelson, did Harry Nilsson drive a Nissan?
š¦ Is the civil rights anthem āBlackbirdā also Paulās most nazty, banginā f**k tune?
š„š³š„ Woah woah woah woah! Woah woah woah woah! Does Dennyās do it good? #MoonsOverMyHandy
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Ep. 126b | Red Rose Speedway 50th Anniversary Part 2
Hey Weepers! Hey Creepers! Hey Hugga Me Righters! Whether dragonfly or pigeon, we think you're gonna dig part 2 of our Red Rose Speedway deep dish even more than George Leroy Chickashea loves "Ebony and Ivory" (solo version).
Along the way, they take a (Cleveland) Brown Line L train around the Loup, and also discuss:
š Where's the long delayed digital remaster of "Portobello Road: Mushrooms Salute The Beatles"?
š¤ Is Bernie Kosar to Paul what Brian Epstein was to John? And how come Lewishon won't talk about it? What's Apple hiding, exactly?
ā¾ļø Holy Ann Margaret, Bartman! Paul wrote "Bye Bye Birdie"?!?!?!
We strangely encourage you to buy lots of Bud Light (legit only if you're over 21, tough gal!!) put yer carpet sleepin feet up, and enjoy this week's sumptuous, sunset cruise along the Red Rose Speedway...
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