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Ep. 246 | Beatles Anthology Collection 4 (2025)
Attention Wealthy Beatles Fans (TM)! How do you feel about 13 tracks? No, not âof whackâ, as Walter Becker might have presented us, while he was still alive anyway. But rather, 13 tracks of unearthed Beatles demos & takes, nearly all of which are pure gems, now available on âAnthology 4â.
Awesome, yes? Now, how do you feel about spending $74 for a deluxe vinyl package (excuse me? SIR?) with 36 tracks of whack. Does it make you feel better to know that youâre spending that hard earned cash on 36% ânewâ material, and; coincidentally, (Beatles) â64% of music you already bought on previous deluxe reissues? Good news, because as the Fat Boys once sang, âBaby youâre a rich man, too!â
Look, we like to joke around at the UBP, itâs what makes us Appleâs only legally/emotionally authorized Beatles podcast (TBD). OF COURSE weâre grateful for ânewâ Beatles goodies weâve never heard before. Early takes of âTell Me Whyâ! âEvery Little Thing!â âIn My Lifeâ! Surely, âA4â has been curated for both the die-hard and casual Beatles fan, yes? Whatâs that? Oh you were expecting a âYes, and?â Well we love improv, too. Itâs our water, our oxygen, our physical fitness. In fact, improv is what makes us The Second Cityâs only legally/emotionally authorized Beatles podcast (TBD).
So not only do Tony & T.J. begin to deep dish âAnthology 4: Less Faster But Even More Furiousâ, but they yes and themselves into veritable Don knots over:
đąđ¤ď¸ Is T.J. forcing Tony to repeatedly listen to âReel Musicâ on 8-track tape considered âtraffickingâ, âtortureâ, or âa healthy 2026 resolutionâ?
đ What kind of big-production, expensive, show-stopping finale does Producer Casey have planned for todayâs episode?
đĽ If Tony is Statler, and T.J. is Waldorf, does that make P3Z-Nutz âSaladâ? And like anything sent to Ringo after the 20th of October, will said salad be tossed?
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Ep. 245 | Beatles Anthology Collection 1 â 3 (2025)
It only took 29 years, but we Beatles fans finally have what weâve all been clamoring for: instrumental âFool On The Hill.â Thatâs right, Anthology 4 has arrived! Are you excited? We fans love sequels! Maybe itâs an appetizer to George Harrisonâs âEarly Takes Volume 2â, which is tentatively scheduled to be released sometime after weâre all dead.
Fortunately, for those of us who remember the excitement for the original Anthology CDâs, the good folks at Apple have finally cleaned up the tracks from volumes 1-3. This week, Tony & T.J. instant-react to those reissues (and/or maybe remixes), in addition to previewing their full-on deep dish of Anthology 4.
Along the way, the boys ask:
đ¤ (Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME OBAMA TOOK THE MARTIN MULL SITCOM âDOMESTIC LIFEâ OFF OF WOR SUPERSTATION? ANY HOW COME I CANâT FIND âITâS A LIVINGâ NO MORE? AND HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH T.J.âS DIGITIZED COLLECTION OF ORIGINAL âDOMESTIC LIFEâ EPISODES HE VCRâD FROM WBBM CHANNEL 2 BACK IN 1985?
đš Should the URSPâs next episode feature a deep dish on âSteel Wheelsâ or âMade In The Shadeâ? And did anyone get a little angry that the author used a compilation rather than a catalog album in the second example? Would a live album have sufficed, like âStill Lifeâ? And can a case be made that âFlashpointâ is actually the best live Stones album, in no small part due to the presence of Chuck Leavell?
đŽââď¸ Did Family Mattersâ Steve Urkel mean to take credit for 1995 Beatlemania on A-Beatles-C when he asked, repeatedly and to waves of canned/coked laughter, âDid I do thatâ?
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Ep. 244 | Fabsgiving 2025
Greetings from America where itâs our annual National-Murder-A-Turkey Week! We here at the UBP Home Office at tropical Meigs Field are beyond grateful for our listeners, our friends, our UBP families, our Patreon subscribers, Kohls Black Friday deals, and US Postal workers, who deserve our respect and a damn TIP around the holidays.
This week, we show our gratitude for the many Beatles and solo Beatles projects in 2025, highlighted by the recent release of âAnthology 4â, which presents an exciting chance to buy âSomethingâ (take 39, instrumental strings only) for the second time since 2019. (Who needs âCarnival Of Lightâ when you can have âSomethingâ (take 39, instrumental strings only) on TWO pricey physical reissues?)
The Turkey Trottin Two share their gratitude, and discuss a litany of holiday-themed Beatles news and releases. And they absolutely never sound like grumpy old dudes who'd rather have a deluxe Rubber Soul than a full slab of Threetles vinyl!
Plus, in the spirit of the holiday season, they ponder/pander:
đłâđ How bright must a fella be to boldly boycott a major store for the wrong reasons?
đ Does talking about The Lemonheads count as talking about The Lemon Twigs? Or does that joke get a big old fashioned Evan Dand-NO?
đ¸ Is the the new $32 Zoetrope Vinyl of âHappy Xmasâ backed with âListen, Your Cash Is Fallingâ?
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Ep. 243 | Liverpool Drag
AT LAST, the guys are back from their fall hiatus, in which they frantically earned as much money as possible to fund the next 12 months of profit-less Beatles podcasting. However, they're still recording new episodes for the winter season. With that in mind, this week we dig back into the archives to present one of our favorite episodes that we're kind of surprised we haven't already re-run.... our 2023 Deep Dish into all things LIVERPOOL DRAG!
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Originally released November 11, 2023
What happens when you take the energy of Beatlemania and mix it with a helping of questionably written and performed Beatles-inspired songs? You get Liverpool Drag. Not the Beatles, but an unincredible simulation!
This week, Tony & T.J. examine the early 60's phenomenon of Beatle-inspired cash-in records. Are they good? Awful? Somewhere in between? The answer is, "yes".
Along the way, the Drag Duo ask:
đ Since drag shows are unarguably killing our children, is the only solution to ban more books? Because, freedumb?
1ď¸âŁ Whoâs idea was it to exclude âLittle Miss Margieâ from The Manchesters âNot 1â compilation?
đ Come March 2024, should MadTVâs Bobby Lee become eligible for the Untitled Beatles Podcast 7th Beatle Bracket?
Place a mop atop your head, shake it like a mimeograph, and chant âyeahâ 3 times, because itâs Liverpool Drag on the UBP! Wooo!!!
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Ep. 242 | Macca in NOLA with Mark Guarino!
Legendary Chicago singer/songwriter Steve Goodman once sang of riding the rails on a train known as the City Of New Orleans. We have no idea how Chicago-based UBP listener, friend, and journalist/author Mark Guarino (Country & Midwestern, Chicago Sun Times, ABC-TV) got to the worldâs greatest arena, the Smoothie King Center, to see Sir Paul rock NOLA. But, if Mark is a real Chicago guy, heâs probably still been there since the Bears won Super Bowl XX in January of 1986; unarguably the single greatest day in American history unless you hate excellence and joy. #PaytonIsTheGoat
But all that matters is that Mark did manage to see Macca in one of Americaâs most incredible cities, and he generously reported back on the show and the scene for the rest of us. At an extremely exorbitant fee, I might add. $12,000 for an audio field piece? In this economy, Mark???
Tony & T.J. will give their highly anticipated (editorâs note: by whom?) recap after they see McCartney in Chicago over Thanksgiving week, you turkeys; but in the meantime weâre excited to share another in our continuing series of the UBP Hive seeing Sir Paul live in 2025. We also ask the tough questions that only OAN has the balls to ask, because theyâre also insane, just not in a healthy and fun way:
đ If Mark Guarino were really former J-E-T-S QB Mark Sanchez, would he have tried to randomly murder an older truck driver during âDance Tonightâ?
đş Does Macca traveling with a horn section cause an existential crisis for Paul âWixâ Wickens? And do most of us whoâve been loyal in our jobs for decades now need to worry about being replaced with a horn section? Like, is Paulâs horn section really a metaphor for AI? We talkinâ about practice? Not the game?
(đ§ Angry Chicago Guy:) How come Paul donât sing no parody of âObsessionâ, the Animotion pop hit from 1984 but call it âConcessionâ, about not letting me buy no nachos during âMy Valentineâ? And how come the woke smoothie arena donât got no sodium-free nacho cheese, my wife Diane gave me diabetes during the series finale of âBensonâ and I canât eat that junk no more?
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Ep. 241 | All-Star Beatle Batting Orders - U.S. Edition!
Cricketâs for the birds. Itâs October (or was October as of pressing) and the only bats that belong within spitting distance of Capitol Records are made in Louisville right in the heart of the olâ U.S. of A.
To celebrate the end of another season of Americaâs pastime, somehow currently dominated by Canadians (#2025), T.J. and Tony resurrect Producer Caseyâs most confusing episode concept: THE BEATLE BATTING ORDER â this time constructing their lineups exclusively from stateside releases.
Between mouthfuls of peanuts and Cracker Jacks, we wonder:
âžď¸ â Is Paul actually a Mets fan, or is Darryl Strawberry just his dealer?
âžď¸ đ Whoâs the superior mascot: The San Diego Chicken, or the Untitled Beatles Jimmie Nicol?
âžď¸ â [Drunk Chicago Guy] How come we still ainât heard the lost recordings of Kirby Puckett and the Left Field Gap?
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Ep. 240 | Macca in Minneapolis (2025)
Minneapolis! Home of Prince, âMary Tyler Mooreâ, and arguably the most exciting NBA player today, Joe Ingles. And of late, itâs home to Producer Casey; who recently took advantage of a last minute opportunity to see Sir Paul McCartney (heard of him, âBeatle fan?â). Itâs Caseyâs second Macca concert, and, arguably, first-ever concert. Figure that one out, math!
Casey reports back with special inside information (thatâs a lie) from where the mini-appleâs mediocre/stupid football team plays (GO BEARS), with news on the Hot City Horns, Minny Moms who Lap Dance, and the still-growing legend of rockâs GOAT. Along the way, the Untitled Trio get a special message from our social media guru Glenny the K, who just saw Paul at Producer Caseyâs famous pizzarena. Plus, they also ask:
đ Is seeing Macca in Des Moines and not eating a Drake Diner burger doused in homemade 1000 island dressing beforehand meant to be a huge middle finger to T.J.? Or does it just come off that way because of the ongoing paranoia?
đˇWould rock history have been vastly different or exactly the same if someone gave Stan Bronstein a keyboard with a bad saxophone patch in 1972?
âžď¸ Do the kewl kids still play marry/f**k/kill with Gary Puckett, Kirby Puckett, and Wilson Pickett?
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Ep. 239 | Wingstan: The Greatest Greatest Hits of Wings
Everyone knows that the only legitimate and definitive collections of Wings tunes is âWingspanâ; obviously the only one that includes Take It Away (obviously not a Wings tune).
At long last, T.J.âs found a venue to sound off on the editorial decisions of now THREE separate Wings greatest hits collection: 1975âs âWings Greatestâ, 2001âs âWingspanâ, and the latest âWingsâ collection due out this November. And Tony⌠is an accommodating podcast partner.
While we wax rhapsodic on Wings, we also wonder:
Does his love of âHot Rocksâ mean Tonyâs a housewife and/or little girl?
Which is the more iconic Chicago eatery: Mr. Submarine, Pockets, or Kenny Rogers Roasters?
[Drunk guyâs back at the bar] You tryna tell me that Starbucks album with the ukuleles ainât a greatest hits record?
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Ep. 238 | 2025 Beatlefest for Beatles Fans
In much of the world, fall has arrived: a time for pumpkin spiced fajitas, cozy, warm Lâeggs (TM), and candy corn suppositories.
But in the magical world of Beatlefestlandia, itâs always 85 degrees, Simon Kirke is hanging out with Eddie Deezen, and everyone gets a picture sleeve of Ringoâs âYouâre 16â!
Letâs Huey Lewis and the Fake News (#Fox) our way back in time, to August, as we proudly present - in colour! - the global podcast premiere of âThe Beatlefest for Beatles Fansâ! BYO colostomy bag o'wine, as Tony, T.J., Producer Casey, P3Z-Nutz, and a Sgt. Pepper movie finale-worthy cast of thousands (tens?) head to Rosemont to kick summerâs lazy ass one last time.
Incredibly (bit much?), this year marks the UB3 (#Cantaloop) sharing the Fest for Beatles Fans together, as a trio, for what feels like the first time! Feels like the very first time!
Speaking of Foreigner, If the Roman Emperor from 54 to 68 AD, a.k.a. âThe Antichristâ, was a fan, would he have been a Juke Box Nero? (Angry Chicago guy: AND HOW COME THEY ASK JAGBAG QUESTIONS NOW BEFORE THEY EVEN GET TO THE PART OF THE BLURB WHERE THEY SAY THEYâRE GONNA ASK DUMBASS QUESTIONS? AND HOW COME CHICAGO MEDIA DONâT COVER THE WHITE SOX NO MORE JUST CAUSE THEY AINâT IN THE PLAYOFFS? AND HOW COME THE WOKE BLACKHAWKS GOT A THEME NIGHT DEDICATED TOâŚâ)
Sssssh. Heâs asleep. His snoring is disturbing, a tell-tale sign that heâll die soon. His son is a dancer, doing âCarouselâ in Peoria, and has a roommate named Raoul. Life is tragic for this broken soul, but the sun will rise tomorrow, and when it does, heâllâŚâŚ
Ssssssh, this author is now asleep. Emotionally.
Fin.
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Ep. 237 | The Songs the Beatles Gave Away
The guys are on a brief hiatus this week, but we proudly present this all-time favorite of ours from back in 2021!
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Originally released August 14 and 21, 2001
Not every Lennon and McCartney tune made its way onto a Beatles record, but that didnât mean they had to hide away gathering dust, only to be released on some future 20-disc rarities box set. The greatest songwriting duo in history also kicked some of their work over to other artists making their names in the 60sâBilly J. Kramer and the Dakotas, Cilla Black, the Fourmost, some scrappy Londoners calling themselves the Rolling Stones, etc.âand this week T.J. and Tony share some of their four-fab faves the Beatles gave away. And maybe also a couple of tossers.
While theyâre at it, they also made some time to:
Record a pilot episode for the Untitled TV Guide Podcast*
Play a game of "Bob Gaudio, James Guercio, or Joe Guercio?"
And reveal their long-guarded secret that Tony and T.J. were, in fact, Chad, Jeremy, Peter, Gordon, Jan, AND Dean.
Buckle up! It's gonna be a two parter.
* Please no stealing our amazing podcast ideas
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In this thrilling conclusion, T.J. and Tony get Lost in Space (and Portugal) while rummaging thru the songs John, Paul and George gave to other artistsâP.J. Proby, Mary Hopkin, Badfinger, Jackie Lomax and more. The embarrassment of riches is sure to send you into a lap slappinâ frenzy.
As usual, the fellas pose hard-hitting questions such as:
Which performance trick did Paul McCartney nick from Barry Manilow?
Who is the most famous member of Hollywood Vampires?
Do they have the rodeo in the United Kingdom?
Plus cameo appearances by local plumbers from Tonyâs crackerbox palace.
Todayâs episode was compiled by guest editor LâanJello Peculiarissimo.
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