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Ep. 161 | Ringo Starrâs âRingoâ (1973) Side Two
Is it possible that Side Two of Ringo Starr's seminal 1973 self-titled album could be the finest piece of plastic ever committed to the work of the Fab Four? Or even second finest, after 2007's Instant Karma: The Amnesty International Campaign to Save Darfur" ...?
I know just the two guys for this job. (#CallAhead)
This week, T.J. and Tony step lightly into the album packaging and closing side of "Ringo", and along the way examine:
đ¸ What's EMI got against count-offs, and what else might they be hiding?
đď¸ Maybe the 1974 live-action/animated short "Harry and Ringo's Night Out"? (#ReleaseTheBrucknerCut)
đ¨ How many "Oh My My" verses will Ringo cut before guy just owns it and Pelotons his ass back into playing shape? (#WeLoveYouRingo #PeaceAndLove #NotSponsored)
Warm up your winter with a bowl of Klaus Voorman's famous Zoup, and a second sumptuous serving of our Deep Dish into "Ringo".
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Ep. 160 | Ringo Starrâs âRingoâ (1973)
Is it possible - merely possible - that Ringo Starrâs 1973 album, âRingoâ is the best solo Beatles album of that incredible year of classic solo Beatles albums? And while weâre at it, does Ringoâs 1978 entry âBad Boyâ still run circles - from a sheer rock & roll perspective - around the flaccid, weak-ass âSome Girlsâ? To be discussed on our final episode, stay tuned! Because, todayâs episode is dedicated to 50 years of the closest thing to a Beatles reunion album this side of the Threetles, and maybe even The Ladders. Tony and T.J., with a little help from our friends, Producer Casey and P3Z-Nutz, deep dish Side 1 of the greatest album (sorry, Liverpool 8) from the greatest drummer (sorry, Andy White) of the greatest band (sorry, Korn) of all time. And they also find (Morris Day and the) time to ask:
đ How in G-dâs name does the Skokie, IL, Buffalo Big Wingz (TM) stay open? Like, what uniquely moronic morons repeatedly pay to eat there?
đť (Validly angry Chicago guy:) How come coach Ditka let âRingoâ producer Richard âThe Fridgeâ Perry score a touchdown in Super Bowl XX (âex-exâ) but not Sweetness?
đ Is it too late to cancel the actor Tom Skerritt, for taking the starring role in the 90âs CBS dramedy, âWilson Pickett Fencesâ?
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Ep. 157 | Paul McCartney and Wings, âBand on the Runâ (1973) Part 2
Live from Meigs Field, itâs the final Untitled Beatles Podcast!
Of 2023, that is! Unless you know something we donât? What is you [sic], a cop? If so, are you as effortlessly bouncy as the cop in "Hot Cop", the Village People's #2 Billboard Disco Charts smash from '78? #HotCop
Anyhoo, itâs onto Side 2, as we continue to deep dish âBand On The Runâ, Paulâs most beloved album that doesnât feature the word âOratorioâ. And because Tony, T.J., Producer Casey, and Sir Paul are all obviously Americans, weâll consider the US version that includes the powerhouse single, âHelen Wheelsâ, not to mention much more memorable Macca music. Plus, weâll examine this albumâs rough beginning in Lagos and unmatched legacy within Paulâs recorded catalog, the celebrated cover and packaging, and also:
đ Do some copies of â1967-1970â (2023 Remix) include the creepy 2000âs Subway jingle instead of âNow & Thenâ?
đ Is the pronunciation of âMamuniaâ the audio equivalent of Blue Dress vs Gold Dress?
đ¨đ´The poster of Polaroids that came with the vinyl is fine, but is albumâs most exquisite feature the massive UPC barcode on the front cover of the Columbia Records cassette?
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Ep. 156 | Paul McCartney and Wings, âBand on the Runâ (1973)
Many Macca fans would argue that Paul McCartneyâs best post-Beatles album is the German 12â Maxi-Single of âAll My Trialsâ. (#WixTrumpetSolo) But others just might suggest that itâs 1973âs still-beloved landmark, âBand On The Runâ.
This week, Tony & T.J. celebrate 50 years of this true (and, maybe, ultimate) Macca classic with a deep dish on Side 1, which features some of Paulâs most celebrated, iconic mega-hits. Along this Journey (#LyingBesideU), the Soft Beatle Boyz also ask:
đźđź Did the BOTR robbers in Lagos inspire the most iconic line in âGive My Regards To Broad Streetâ?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) âHow come there ainât no âA.M. Magazineâ? (Threateningly) And how come Oprah never gave me no car?â
đŞđĽŞ Did Sha Na Naâs Screaminâ Simon really eat a camel sandwich at the sock-hop in âGreaseâ? And if so, why didnât Bowser yip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip stop him?
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Ep. 152 | Mind Games (1973) 50th Anniversary Part 2
Letâs keep on playing those Mind Games together, as we delve into the meat (City/Free Monday) of the album, the often overlooked album tracks. Do they deserve their heretofore reputation as merely green Capitol budget label re-issue worthy? Or are there some stone-cold Lennon classics in the mix? And is it cool in 2023 to talk honestly about âsanpaku eyesâ? Spoilers: Yes is the answer! But, also:
đ Is Marvin Gayeâs cover of âNutopian International Albumâ, as performed at the 1984 NBA All-Star game, definitive?
đź The 1999 film âSheâs All Thatâ had a great many classic songs. Is the very best âKiss Meâ, by Six Seconds Of Hiss?
đ§ (Angry Chicago Guy): How come Lennon didnât write no songs specifically about Schneider, the high-larious handyman on âOne Day At A Timeâ? (With sadness, the Malort is kicking in:) And how come the beautiful Valerie Anne Bertinelli donât reply to my handwritten letters?
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Ep. 151 | Mind Games (1973) 50th Anniversary
John Lennonâs solo output presents a sadly small sample size. Paulâs had 347 solo albums and counting, Ringo releases a new EP every hour on the 8âs, but for the most tragic reason imaginable, Johnâs catalog is comparatively the smallest. So, how do Beatlenerds and your everyday classic rock fans look at âMind Gamesâ on itsâ 50th anniversary? It yielded a massive hit single, one of Johnâs most beloved. And rumor has it (#Adele) thereâll be a massive multi-disc reissue coming out in 2024. But does the album hold up 50 years later? Do Tony & T.J. agree on this recordâs place in Johnâs recorded history? And will the single version of âMeat Cityâ ever appear on a digital format? Donât make producer Casey mix his own version, Universal!
Thereâs a lot of questions in this show, and a whole lot of butt-talk. Speaking of which, just as tight as a (Cleveland) Guardians rope trick, The Tight and Dumb A$$es (sfx: Beavis & Butthead laugh) not only explore the wonders of Johnâs return to music for the masses, they also find the time to ask:
đŤ¨đŽ Did longtime Foreigner fan John Lennon invent improv when he sang âYes, and is the answerâŚand head games isâŚthe cure?â
đŤđ¤Ą If your name is Markwayne, shouldnât you threaten your own parents for naming you, âMarkwayneâ? Like, WTF, âMarkwayneâ?
đđˇ(Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME THE VICTORY AUTO WRECKERS GUY DONâT EAT AT MOO âNâ OINK?
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BONUS: Ringoâs âRewind Forwardâ EP (2023)
Breaking UBP Bonus Episode! Tony and T.J. waited until midnight at the long-shuttered Tower Records on Clark St, while dreaming of corned beef sammies from the even-longer-shuttered Belden Deli, to be among the first to stream the new Ringo Starr EP âRewind Forwardâ in their respective and collective not-so-tidy-whities. And they have one question: was that really worth the run-on sentence? And who do you think you are, Warriners, my guy?
What the Bad Boy-oy-oy-oys discovered is this just might be the best Ringo EP of 2023. Thereâs peace, and love, and groovy tunes. And Steve Lukather! And Sir Paul McCartney! If youâre not certain that this EP should be among your Private Property, donât go breaking the law; listen to this special mid-week deep dish of the newest Ringo release, just dropped in your feed like weâre Bono or some s**t! Along the way, the Two Andyâs (White and Frain) also ask:
đ°If, like Canadaâs please-make-them-stop Barenaked Ladies, you had a million dollars, would you spend it all on 17 copies of the âRewind Forwardâ cassette tape?
đđđ When listening to Ringoâs âShadows On The Wallâ, donât you miss the big time now, youâre no longer on the ball?
đź Is it true that rejected titles of this album include, âPause Ejectâ, âStop Playâ, âRecord Auxâ, âLine Inâ, âTuner AM/FMâ, âCr02â, âHigh Biasâ, âCoax [pronounced CO-AX, as in a coaxial cable, not âcoaxâ, as in to convince someone to do something], âClock Timerâ, âClock Towerâ, âMarty, Itâs Plutoniumâ, insert your own joke here?
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Ep. 146 | Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band Live in Chicago
Itâs already October, and itâs been quite the merry goo year for The Untitled Beatles Podcast. In August, we recorded live at Beatlefest! And last week, we took a field trip to see Ringo Starr and His All Star Hamms (TM) at the beautiful, historic Chicago Theater; a Chicago landmark owned and operated by Madison Square Garden, just a few blocks from longtime classic Chicago store, Macyâs! (Damn you, NYCâŚ)
Tony and T.J. got to grace an actual Beatle with their presence - together, as a duo - for the very first time, And this weekâs episode captures the all the rawdio as the guys pre-game to the rockinâ sounds of Chicago Bears legend Dick Butkusâ death, demand obscure requests from the All Starr Band, and deep dish the entire concert; something TONY ABSOLUTELY WANTED TO DO!
Along the way, they simply must ask:
đˇ Is Warren Ham aware that, per Fox âNewsâ, thereâs a War on Ham?
đ˝ Is the studio version of âRosannaâ better than the live version because itâs tighter, or because it actually fâing ends?
đ§¸(Sad Chicago Guy:) IF THESE TWO CHUCKLEHEADS SITTING BEHIND ME DON'T STOP SHOUTING "PRIVATE PROPERTY" BETWEEN EACH SONG SO HELP ME BUTKUS I WILL SEND THEIR ASSES HOME TO KENOSHA IN GREEN AND GOLD FULL-BODY CASTS.
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BONUS! Back in the U.S.S.R. from McCartney: A Life in Lyrics
Cue the Salt âNâ Pepa: Pu-Pu-Pushkinâs real goodâŚat producing podcasts and audiobooks! Theyâre the force behind the just-dropped âMcCartney: A Life in Lyricsâ pod, which is off to a delightfully entertaining and insightful start. The dulcet tones of Paul Muldoon had better be the future voice of AI. (Weâre talking about practice. Not a game.)
And on this very special episode of the UBP, the Gab Two is proud to present, in partnership with Pushkin, a special airing of âMcCartney: A Life in Lyricsâ Episode 2. How cool is that?! This one oneâs a Double Paul deep-dish on âBack In The U.S.S.R.â, a definitive #FileUnderRock track, though, as the episode sadly fails to acknowledge, was largely unknown until Billy Joelâs live take on âKohueptâ (2 LPâs on 1 CD!).
Weâll be back with our usual chicanery and a whole new episode/world, DONâT YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES, next week. In the meantime, all 3.5 of us at the UBP are absolutely honoured to be associated with anything Macca-related. We hope you will enjoy the show as much as we did. Five Freaking Fabs!
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McCartney: A Life in Lyrics | Back in the U.S.S.R
Whatâs Paul McCartney, a Liverpudlian, doing writing about the Soviet Union in 1968? Turns out McCartney was doing a little Chuck Berry, a bit of The Beach Boys, some pastiche and a lot of subversion. Opening âThe White Albumâ, âBack in the U.S.S.R.â raised some eyebrows. And because of The Beatlesâ evolving position within the former Eastern Bloc the song has over the years taken on a life of its own, following the trajectory of the Westâs often fraught relationship with the region.
Ep. 143 | John & Yoko / Plastic Ono Band - âSome Time in New York Cityâ (1972) Part 2
ÂżQuè Pasa, New York? Mornings, on WXTV, Univision 41, Nueva York! But also, thatâs a refrain from arguably the most commercially viable song from John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Bandâs âSome Time In New York Cityâ. So why wasnât the semi-title track a single? Why didnât it lead off the album; not enough racial epithets in the title? And who in the love of Danza decided âAngelaâ - a heart-wrenching tribute to Judith Light - belongs on ANY Lennon comp? So many preguntas! Què Pasa, indeed!
Fortunately/Maybe (#Oasisish) itâs time for part two of the highly anticipated CHICAGO STYLE deep-dish of one of the most derided solo Beatles albums this side of âThe Family Wayâ soundtrack! And as if this 2LP set isnât long enough - the Giles Martin deluxe remix is slated to include the full 117 minute version of âAuâ - the UBPâs very own Capân Jamrag and Lt. Scumbag (#PossibleForestGumpReference), to answer these, and more!
đ đ˝ Who the HELL did Bono think he was when he spent Christmas Eve â93 hand delivering cassettes of âZooropaâ to everyone in the world?
đ Was Yoko the inspiration for one of 1982âs great raunchy comedy films? Hint: check out her #SixPack. #KennyRogersRoasters
đđ¨ There may not be much difference, between Tucker Carlson and someone with an actual dong, if you listen to their fartbeat. True?
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