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Ep. 136 | The Beatlesâ (Fantasy) Summer LP
Rumour has it, if you mash up The Beach Boys' "Endless Summer" compilation with the Grease showstopper "Summer Nights", you get 137th Beatle Richard Marx's classic cassingle, "Endless Summer Nights" (đ«) "Right Here Waiting" (đ).
ButâŠwhat if you get crazy and accidentally add John & Yoko's "Double Fantasy"? MAYBE NOBODY KNOWS? (#MccartneyII #McCartneyEyeEye)
Good thing Tony and TJ, 98.9's Hot FM midday summer jamz expertz, know about Summer, The Beatles, and fantasies, dear mister! And the #TanTwo have generously assembled their own fantasy summer Beatles compilations to cure your summertime blues! So don't raise a fuss and don't raise a holler, Wisk helps get rid of ring around the collar! And:
đŠ Do Arctic-adjacent kids who love art projects listen to a lot of Seals and Crafts? And was that really worth it?
đȘ So, turns out Tony's a WW-Eye expert, huh?
đŠ If Mike Love was flavor of ice cream, would he still be a d**k?
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Ep. 135 | The Beatles as Sidemen
If thereâs one thing we know about our beloved Fabs, itâs that they all liked to get a little on the side. Know what weâre sayinâ, guy/lady/however you identify, any of which is cool with us? Well get yer minds out of the gutter! Because in this episode we take a look at some of our very favorite moments with The Beatles as Sidemen, and their notable appearances on other peopleâs records. Some collabs (hawt pic, DM us!) make perfect sense, while some are completely random and hilarious. And, If youâre Basketball Howard Jonesinâ for more, donât try to live your life in one day! We do find the time to wonder:
đč Hey HamHeads, match each Schuyler Sister (Eliza, Angelica, and Peggy) with a UBP mainstay (P3Z-Nutz, Dave Dexter, Jimmie Nicol). Bonus points for being in the greatest city in the world: SHEBOYGAN, BABY! #WerkWerk
đșđžđł Is it true that in the 1990âs, you werenât legally allowed to be in a room with Macca if you used an American Express? (Angry Chicago Guy: AND HOW COME DINERS CLUB DONâT SPONSOR NO BANGLADESH?)
đCan you really call yourself a Beatles fan if you donât know what record label Belinda/Brandi Carlisle was/is on? And does that explain the delay in Lewishonâs âTune In Vol 2: Heaven Is A Place On Earthâ?
#Untitled #Beatles #Podcast
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Ep. 134 | Please Please Me (1963) 60th Anniversary Part 2
Please take your seats. Where should we take âem? Well, come on down to Gearheadâs Basement for part two of the best tastinâ authentic Chi-town deep dish this side of Rocky Rococoâs: part two of the UBP takes on Please Please Me! Does T.J. convince Tony that itâs one of their top long players? Do Tonyâs rock and roll fantasies convince T.J. against more horns? And does the U.K. cassette running order exonerate Dave Dexter a little bit?
Wait, thereâs more! (#NewBenFolds) What about the important, other questions serious fans listen to hear, such a$:
đ Which 1990âs Macca-made mash up do you prefer: âP.S. Love Me Doâ, or âWhy Donât We Do It in Madonnaâ?
âȘïžđ§Š The farther one travels, does the less one know about whether Liam Hendriks will be traded before the deadline?
đ Are the Google Dolls the best Buffalo Band thatâs also the worldâs most popular search engine? #HeyGooGoo #PlayTheGoogleDolls
đ„ And, in the spirit of the rule of fab foursâŠHappy 83rd birthday Ringo! 83! Weâre warning you with Peace and Love that we love YOU!
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Ep. 133 | Please Please Me (1963) 60th Anniversary Part 1
As if there was ever any doubt, one truth was made evident in the fall 2016: Americans are geniuses! Capitol executives in 1963 were no exception, when they passed on the chance to release the first Beatles album. Then, when they finally released it in early â65 (for roughly the 117th time - thank you, VJ! #FrankIfield), it was shortened and chopped up.
But before 1987, âThe Early Beatlesâ was all we had in the U.S. (Anyone who owned an import of âPlease Please Meâ did so illegally and should do the right thing and turn themselves in. And since Apple has disowned the VJ releases, you must throw your originals away. #BeatleRules #Calderstone) And in â87, when the Beatles CDâs belatedly appeared, and the original U.K. catalog restored globally, the U.S. finally got their proper debut. A year after âTwist & Shoutâ hit the charts thanks to âFerris Buellerâ, this amazing debut was back in the cultural zeitgeist.
We could go on and on, but, as David Bowie (no, not the 27 minute Phish tune, pal) once said: This is not America, sha la la la la⊠(#LiveAtTheBBC)
So Scottie Pip Pip and Honey Nut Cheerio, across the pond on a jumbo we go, as Tony and T.J. begin their trademark deep dish (try and replicate the sauce, b wordâŠYA CANâT) on one of the latterâs favorite British Beatles records. And along the way, the Gab Two twist and shout themselves into metaphorical McBeans over:
đȘ Did Fred Sanford feign a heart attack (#ElizabethImComin) while eating or listening to The Cookies?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME 'XRT DONâT PLAY NO TIFFANY IS IT CAUSE YOU CANâT SAY A GIRL IS HOT NO MORE? AND HOW COME REINSDORK DONâT SELL THE TEAM?
đ Why was the âSeinfeldâ where Macca guest stars as Kramerâs creepy companion Karl, where they volunteer to be âlaundry peopleâ for an all girlâs high school volleyball team, pulled from syndication? What is The U trying to hide, exactly?
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Ep. 133 | Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band (1990) Part 2
From TV's "All Star Blitz" to the the NBA all star celebrity game (feat. some dude from "Grey's Anatomy"), a collection of rando all-stars usually sucks. But not when left to the devices of our dear Ringo, as evidenced in part two of our deep dish on his first all starr band LP!Along the way, Tony and T.J. ask:
đŠđ€« Is "Shine Silently" to 1989 what "Shine Silently" was to 1979, only double?
đ„đ„ Speaking of double, If T.J. plays Doubleâs âThe Captain Of Her Heartâ on the piano for no reason, and Tony doesnât notice the forgotten '85 yachty deep cut jam, did T.J. even play it? #GetRidOfThePiano #Horrible
đ§đ© (Angry Chicago Guy:) How come Ringo had a Cardinals shortstop play guitar in his first all starr band? And what ever happened to that big guy, big home run hitter, oh yeah, poo holes? Dat's rite, my friendt, POO HOLES!
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Ep. 132 | Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band (1990) Part 1
The Traveling Wilburys were all right, even if they say you're wrong (#JulianLennon). But sometimes you gotta be strong and make the claim that they were only the 2nd best solo Beatle supergroup of the 80's.
#1? Obviously, it's Paul, Linda, and Eric Stewart! Ringo and his first All Starr Band!
Ok maybe that's a stretch. But as the 1990 tour LP & video show, they were a damn fine band, with a strangely cohesive line up of rock legends that Ringo would never again replicate.
This week, the UBP gets really serious (angry fan: "DAT'S VOLUME TOO!") about this great record and also ask:
Did Keef get beef in his teef doing Improv Warmup Wednesdays at Kenny Rogers Roasters?
Is Tony the UBP's Joel Whitburn, which is a sick reference for those of you who are familiar with longtime Billboard chart historian Joel Whitburn?
Was the All Starr Band promoter experienced at novelty concerts, or more of a Fishof out of water?
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Ep. 131 | The Beatles Sell Out: The Fab Four in Ads
What makes a "sell out"? Did you sell out? Did Who? How 'bout when? Or sometimes, y? #sometimesand #provtalk
And what about AI? Does it scare you? Is it weird to be scared of a 76'er who retired years ago and hated - I mean, HATED - practice? Not the game! He's talking about practice.
Today's episode considers both related topics. Do commercials with covers or (ahem, sloppily edited) original Beatles music brand our beloved Fabs as sell outs? And what of Beatles AI: awful, or artful?
Along this Journey (#OpenArms), our own cell outs (#AmeritechBell) consider:
đ„© Does everybody know your name at Chili's, Applebees, or Rudy Tuesjays?
đșđž John Lewis remains a beloved, American civil rights hero. Was he also a UK department store?
đŽđȘŠ Is Golden Slumbers best heard as a cover in a TV commercial with the sounds of a large, apparently quite ill animal snoring and I think farting?
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Ep. 130 | A Trivial Beatles Podcast - Game 1, Part 2
Arguably, the most famous sitcom episode of the 1990âs was from the syndicated-only âNew WKRP In Cincinnatiâ, where station manager Arthur âBig Guyâ Carlson challenges rival station WPIG to an on-air poker match. Two problems: 1) poker on the radio? WHUT. And 2) Despite the generational hilarity of its predecessor, âThe New WKRPâ su-su-su-su-SUCKED! What were you thinking, Bill Dial?
But you know what doesnât suck? The Beatles! And especially non-sucking is The Beatles Trivial Pursuit special edition! This week, Tony & T.J. square off and conclude their inaugural game. No spoilers, but a last-minute rule change fixed the result worse than the only actual rigged election in recent memory, the one the Supreme Court handed to GW Bush that began the downfall of America! BUT WE DIGRESS!!!
So girl, get your game play on, and join us as we also ask:
đ„§ Whatâs the best Prince song: âPurple Pieâ, âWhen Doves Pieâ, âThe Ballad Of Dorthy Pie-kerâ, âRaspberry Pie-retâ, or âSexy Mother Fđ„§đ„§ker (Pie Remix)?â #RuleOfFives
âŸïž (Read as angry, vaguely drunk White Sox fan): How come Bruce Spizer donât write no books about CBSâ critically adored, little watched, New Orleans-focused dramedy from 1987, âFrankâs Placeâ? And how come Spizer hates Tim Reid AND Tim Anderson?
đ» Is Radioheadâs âKid Aâ the equivalent of âAbbey Roadâ, for people who donât care about minor details like âmemorable songsâ?
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Ep. 129 | The Beatlesâ (Fantasy) Country LP
Tony & T.J. arenât just Beatles fans. Nah, son. Look at them arms. They country strong. LOOK AT THEM ARMS! GâON, LOOK! NOW TOUCH THEM ARMS. TOUCH THEM. NOW SQUEAL LIKE A PIGâŠ
And, like The Beatles, we at the UBP have a deep appreciation for classic Country music. (Western, however can go f**k itself. Got that, âPaint Your Wagonâ soundtrack? #DrunkLeeMarvin)
Based on a great episode suggestion from perhaps our youngest listener, Owen (#ThanksO), this week Tony & T.J. assemble their fantasy takes on a Beatles Country album. And while they boot scoot boogie their way thru many Fab country tunes, they also ponder:
âŸïž Was Enrico Pallazzo on the legendary, literally-everybody's-heard-of-it, #FantasyRecords?
đ CLASSIC PARTY GAME ALERT! Letâs play âPair someone from Tears For Fears with one of the Three Stooges!â
đ Did anyone else watch âSkiffle After Darkâ on Skinemax back in 1989? #LonnieDongagain
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Ep. 128b | Living in the Material World 50th Anniversary Part 2
Letâs pick up where we left off! This week, the gents go track-by-track on George Harrisonâs most famous Madonna cover, âLiving in the Material World.â Along the way, we ponder:
đȘ© How does Right Said Fredâs âToo Sexyâ translate to Latin America?
đŽ How might this album be for the benefit of Mr. Specter?
đ Itâs always a shame⊠is the Genesis track âThatâs Allâ superior to the album closer âThat is AllââŠ?
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