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Ep. 158 | Why We Love The Beatles
Ding Dong, Ding Dong! Itâs a New Year! And all we are saying is, itâs about time we open a universal can of Beatles whoop-ass on 2024! Our first show of â24 gets to the heart of why the UBP crew - and a good many listeners! - all passionately love this incredible band and their magical story; album after album, song after song, year after year, reissue after reissueâŠ
But a few other major Beatles-related question remain, such as:
đș In the fall of 1988, Sundays at 7p Eastern/6p Central and Mountain, did you watch ABCâs âIncredible Sundayâ or FOXâs â21 Jump Streetâ? (*For our younger listeners, there were only two channels in 1988.)
đ€ (Angry Chicago Guy) How come Lapidos donât got no Fest-branded jet packs for sale at the TWA hotel? (Tearing up:) And how come no lady wonât be the Rosie to my George Jetsons [sic]? And how come that jagbag P3Z-Nutz donât return no fan mail? And why ainât Magglio Ordóñez (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
đž Itâs totally normal for late 40-somethings to consider the stage and movie musical âBeatlemaniaâ their âEd Sullivan Showâ, yes?
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Ep. 157 | Paul McCartney and Wings, âBand on the Runâ (1973) Part 2
Live from Meigs Field, itâs the final Untitled Beatles Podcast!
Of 2023, that is! Unless you know something we donât? What is you [sic], a cop? If so, are you as effortlessly bouncy as the cop in "Hot Cop", the Village People's #2 Billboard Disco Charts smash from '78? #HotCop
Anyhoo, itâs onto Side 2, as we continue to deep dish âBand On The Runâ, Paulâs most beloved album that doesnât feature the word âOratorioâ. And because Tony, T.J., Producer Casey, and Sir Paul are all obviously Americans, weâll consider the US version that includes the powerhouse single, âHelen Wheelsâ, not to mention much more memorable Macca music. Plus, weâll examine this albumâs rough beginning in Lagos and unmatched legacy within Paulâs recorded catalog, the celebrated cover and packaging, and also:
đ Do some copies of â1967-1970â (2023 Remix) include the creepy 2000âs Subway jingle instead of âNow & Thenâ?
đ Is the pronunciation of âMamuniaâ the audio equivalent of Blue Dress vs Gold Dress?
đšđŽThe poster of Polaroids that came with the vinyl is fine, but is albumâs most exquisite feature the massive UPC barcode on the front cover of the Columbia Records cassette?
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Ep. 156 | Paul McCartney and Wings, âBand on the Runâ (1973)
Many Macca fans would argue that Paul McCartneyâs best post-Beatles album is the German 12â Maxi-Single of âAll My Trialsâ. (#WixTrumpetSolo) But others just might suggest that itâs 1973âs still-beloved landmark, âBand On The Runâ.
This week, Tony & T.J. celebrate 50 years of this true (and, maybe, ultimate) Macca classic with a deep dish on Side 1, which features some of Paulâs most celebrated, iconic mega-hits. Along this Journey (#LyingBesideU), the Soft Beatle Boyz also ask:
đŒđŒ Did the BOTR robbers in Lagos inspire the most iconic line in âGive My Regards To Broad Streetâ?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) âHow come there ainât no âA.M. Magazineâ? (Threateningly) And how come Oprah never gave me no car?â
đȘđ„Ș Did Sha Na Naâs Screaminâ Simon really eat a camel sandwich at the sock-hop in âGreaseâ? And if so, why didnât Bowser yip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip stop him?
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Ep. 155 | The Beatles: 1967â1970, a.k.a. THE BLUE ALBUM (2023 Edition)
Not all greatest hits albums are for house-people and little thems. Some, like â1967-1970â (and its red, commie companion) are as essential as the bands they represent. This week, the Twerk Twins dish deep on the packaging, origin, and legacy of these history-making collections and their 2023 remixes, and also ask:
𩩠Would John have loved the 2011 Target-only 7â mix of âI Am The Walrusâ?
đ» Is recycling the original hip-hop?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) How come The Red Album put ketchup around its plump, juicy frank of a logo? (Slowly, legitimately in crisis-mode:) And how come Tony Larussa got too woke to drive drunk no more?
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Ep. 154 | The Beatles: 1962â1966, a.k.a. THE RED ALBUM (2023 Edition PART 2)
Legendary comedian Redd Foxx once said of 1973âs 1962-1966 (a.k.a. The Red Album), âyou big dummy, where is âIf I Needed Someoneâ? Spoilers: Fred Sanford has been in the great junkyard in the sky for many years, but had he lived, heâd no doubt (#DontSpeak) be thrilled to know his dreams came true in the 2023 Expanded Remix of this seminal collection! Tony & T.J. delve into the powerful new remixes on Disc 2, wonder aloud if thereâs simply too much Revolver, and also ask:
đž Dave Dexterâs grandsonâs karaoke jam haas to be the James Bond âHelpâ intro, right?
â·ïž Do some rare copies of the Red Album (2023 Edition) feature the elevator piano version of âIn My Lifeâ that plays as three Golden Girls wannabes try skiing in an Amazon commercial?
đ Did âRun For Your Lifeâ borrow from Elvis Presleyâs best improvised song, âBaby Wants Candy, Yes Lets! (Play House)â?
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Ep. 153 | The Beatles: 1962â1966, a.k.a. THE RED ALBUM (2023 Edition)
November saw a fete of new Beatles releases and re-releases. So this month the Untitled Beatles Podcast begins a fab-four-course feast, guaranteed to be the toppermost of the ploppermost. We hope you like deep dish! A beginningâŠ
1st Course: Amuse-bouche
A Siskel & Ebert review of Peter Jacksonâs âNow and Thenâ music video
2nd Course: Deep Dish
Disc One of the 2023 Edition of the Red Album
3rd Course: Deep Dish
Disc Two of the 2023 Edition of the Red Album
4th Course: Deep Dish
2023 Edition of the Blue Album
On its 50th anniversary, the latest Giles Martin demix-remixes are a sonic revelation for Beatle sniffers of all palettes. And as always, T.J. and Tony offer these questions to fab folk of a certain vintage:
đ„ Yes, the merits of Ringoâs drumming have finally been brought to the fore, but are they Dave Grohl-approved?
đ„ïž Why wonât Brian Epstein return my calls about having The Beatles play my private yacht in Dolby Pro-Logic 4.1 surround sound? Dealbreaker: They NEED to stand in a ITU-R BS 775 configuration!
đȘ Was the bongo tickle at the end of âAnd I Love Herâ consensual?
Please pace yourself, there are two courses in this episode. And donât load up on bread - your fingers will puff up and you wonât be able to properly play âNow and Thenâ on piano!
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Ep. 152 | Mind Games (1973) 50th Anniversary Part 2
Letâs keep on playing those Mind Games together, as we delve into the meat (City/Free Monday) of the album, the often overlooked album tracks. Do they deserve their heretofore reputation as merely green Capitol budget label re-issue worthy? Or are there some stone-cold Lennon classics in the mix? And is it cool in 2023 to talk honestly about âsanpaku eyesâ? Spoilers: Yes is the answer! But, also:
đ Is Marvin Gayeâs cover of âNutopian International Albumâ, as performed at the 1984 NBA All-Star game, definitive?
đŒ The 1999 film âSheâs All Thatâ had a great many classic songs. Is the very best âKiss Meâ, by Six Seconds Of Hiss?
đ§ (Angry Chicago Guy): How come Lennon didnât write no songs specifically about Schneider, the high-larious handyman on âOne Day At A Timeâ? (With sadness, the Malort is kicking in:) And how come the beautiful Valerie Anne Bertinelli donât reply to my handwritten letters?
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Ep. 151 | Mind Games (1973) 50th Anniversary
John Lennonâs solo output presents a sadly small sample size. Paulâs had 347 solo albums and counting, Ringo releases a new EP every hour on the 8âs, but for the most tragic reason imaginable, Johnâs catalog is comparatively the smallest. So, how do Beatlenerds and your everyday classic rock fans look at âMind Gamesâ on itsâ 50th anniversary? It yielded a massive hit single, one of Johnâs most beloved. And rumor has it (#Adele) thereâll be a massive multi-disc reissue coming out in 2024. But does the album hold up 50 years later? Do Tony & T.J. agree on this recordâs place in Johnâs recorded history? And will the single version of âMeat Cityâ ever appear on a digital format? Donât make producer Casey mix his own version, Universal!
Thereâs a lot of questions in this show, and a whole lot of butt-talk. Speaking of which, just as tight as a (Cleveland) Guardians rope trick, The Tight and Dumb A$$es (sfx: Beavis & Butthead laugh) not only explore the wonders of Johnâs return to music for the masses, they also find the time to ask:
đ«šđź Did longtime Foreigner fan John Lennon invent improv when he sang âYes, and is the answerâŠand head games isâŠthe cure?â
đ«đ€Ą If your name is Markwayne, shouldnât you threaten your own parents for naming you, âMarkwayneâ? Like, WTF, âMarkwayneâ?
đđ·(Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME THE VICTORY AUTO WRECKERS GUY DONâT EAT AT MOO âNâ OINK?
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Ep. 150 | Liverpool Drag
What happens when you take the energy of Beatlemania and mix it with a helping of questionably written and performed Beatles-inspired songs? You get Liverpool Drag. Not the Beatles, but an unincredible simulation!
This week, Tony & T.J. examine the early 60's phenomenon of Beatle-inspired cash-in records. Are they good? Awful? Somewhere in between? The answer is, "yes".
Along the way, the Drag Duo ask:
đșđž Since drag shows are unarguably killing our children, is the only solution to ban more books? Because, freedumb?
1ïžâŁ Whoâs idea was it to exclude âLittle Miss Margieâ from The Manchesters âNot 1â compilation?
đïž Come March 2024, should MadTVâs Bobby Lee become eligible for the Untitled Beatles Podcast 7th Beatle Bracket?
Place a mop atop your head, shake it like a mimeograph, and chant âyeahâ 3 times, because itâs Liverpool Drag on the UBP! Wooo!!!
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Ep. 149 | Now and Then (2023) INSTANT REACTION
For the first time since the halcyon days of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's "Tha Crossroads", there's a NEW Beatles single! Thursday at 9a CT, Chicago Time, my guy, the Fabs dared to want to change the world one last time. Did they achieve that (Kenny) lofty goal, or merely create yet another gorgeous, emotional song to sit alongside their unparalleled catalogue? And most importantly, from a marketing perspective, should one File The Last Beatles Song Under Rock?
Well this instant reaction (TM) is gonna get you! Gonna look you right in the face, but in audio form, as Tony, T.J., and Producer Casey, a.k.a. The P3Zeatles, share their opinions on "Now And Then"; the newest, and last, Beatles song, Join us as we celebrate this awesome, celebratory moment in Beatles history!
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