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Ep. 161 | Ringo Starrâs âRingoâ (1973) Side Two
Is it possible that Side Two of Ringo Starr's seminal 1973 self-titled album could be the finest piece of plastic ever committed to the work of the Fab Four? Or even second finest, after 2007's Instant Karma: The Amnesty International Campaign to Save Darfur" ...?
I know just the two guys for this job. (#CallAhead)
This week, T.J. and Tony step lightly into the album packaging and closing side of "Ringo", and along the way examine:
đž What's EMI got against count-offs, and what else might they be hiding?
đïž Maybe the 1974 live-action/animated short "Harry and Ringo's Night Out"? (#ReleaseTheBrucknerCut)
đš How many "Oh My My" verses will Ringo cut before guy just owns it and Pelotons his ass back into playing shape? (#WeLoveYouRingo #PeaceAndLove #NotSponsored)
Warm up your winter with a bowl of Klaus Voorman's famous Zoup, and a second sumptuous serving of our Deep Dish into "Ringo".
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Ep. 160 | Ringo Starrâs âRingoâ (1973)
Is it possible - merely possible - that Ringo Starrâs 1973 album, âRingoâ is the best solo Beatles album of that incredible year of classic solo Beatles albums? And while weâre at it, does Ringoâs 1978 entry âBad Boyâ still run circles - from a sheer rock & roll perspective - around the flaccid, weak-ass âSome Girlsâ? To be discussed on our final episode, stay tuned! Because, todayâs episode is dedicated to 50 years of the closest thing to a Beatles reunion album this side of the Threetles, and maybe even The Ladders. Tony and T.J., with a little help from our friends, Producer Casey and P3Z-Nutz, deep dish Side 1 of the greatest album (sorry, Liverpool 8) from the greatest drummer (sorry, Andy White) of the greatest band (sorry, Korn) of all time. And they also find (Morris Day and the) time to ask:
đ How in G-dâs name does the Skokie, IL, Buffalo Big Wingz (TM) stay open? Like, what uniquely moronic morons repeatedly pay to eat there?
đ» (Validly angry Chicago guy:) How come coach Ditka let âRingoâ producer Richard âThe Fridgeâ Perry score a touchdown in Super Bowl XX (âex-exâ) but not Sweetness?
đ Is it too late to cancel the actor Tom Skerritt, for taking the starring role in the 90âs CBS dramedy, âWilson Pickett Fencesâ?
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Ep. 159 | A Tribute to Denny Laine (1944 - 2023)
Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Denny Laine is in our ears and in our eyes. And since December 2023, also, sadly, in the skies. As Maccaâs most consistent post-Beatles collaborator, Denny Laineâs imprint on Wings and Sir Paul's overall legacy is unquestionably secure. This week, Tony & T.J. look at some of Denny Laineâs greatest moments with Wings and beyond, and also ask:
đ Would the Florida State Seminoles still have acted like straight bi**hes had they been invited to the Kenny Rogers Roasters Bowl?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy) How come Jim Caviezel didnât make no movie when Denny Laine wrote multiple songs about children on âLondon Townâ? And how come Lauren Bobert donât give me no lap treats when I watch Beatlejuice on VHS?
đč Is repeatedly discussing specific Chicagoland record stores that closed in the 1990âs the key to making millions of dollars hosting a podcast? (Out of nowhere, man, angry Chicago Guy callback:) And how come the Rose Records on Wabash donât carry no Nancy Faust??
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Ep. 158 | Why We Love The Beatles
Ding Dong, Ding Dong! Itâs a New Year! And all we are saying is, itâs about time we open a universal can of Beatles whoop-ass on 2024! Our first show of â24 gets to the heart of why the UBP crew - and a good many listeners! - all passionately love this incredible band and their magical story; album after album, song after song, year after year, reissue after reissueâŠ
But a few other major Beatles-related question remain, such as:
đș In the fall of 1988, Sundays at 7p Eastern/6p Central and Mountain, did you watch ABCâs âIncredible Sundayâ or FOXâs â21 Jump Streetâ? (*For our younger listeners, there were only two channels in 1988.)
đ€ (Angry Chicago Guy) How come Lapidos donât got no Fest-branded jet packs for sale at the TWA hotel? (Tearing up:) And how come no lady wonât be the Rosie to my George Jetsons [sic]? And how come that jagbag P3Z-Nutz donât return no fan mail? And why ainât Magglio Ordóñez (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
đž Itâs totally normal for late 40-somethings to consider the stage and movie musical âBeatlemaniaâ their âEd Sullivan Showâ, yes?
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Ep. 157 | Paul McCartney and Wings, âBand on the Runâ (1973) Part 2
Live from Meigs Field, itâs the final Untitled Beatles Podcast!
Of 2023, that is! Unless you know something we donât? What is you [sic], a cop? If so, are you as effortlessly bouncy as the cop in "Hot Cop", the Village People's #2 Billboard Disco Charts smash from '78? #HotCop
Anyhoo, itâs onto Side 2, as we continue to deep dish âBand On The Runâ, Paulâs most beloved album that doesnât feature the word âOratorioâ. And because Tony, T.J., Producer Casey, and Sir Paul are all obviously Americans, weâll consider the US version that includes the powerhouse single, âHelen Wheelsâ, not to mention much more memorable Macca music. Plus, weâll examine this albumâs rough beginning in Lagos and unmatched legacy within Paulâs recorded catalog, the celebrated cover and packaging, and also:
đ Do some copies of â1967-1970â (2023 Remix) include the creepy 2000âs Subway jingle instead of âNow & Thenâ?
đ Is the pronunciation of âMamuniaâ the audio equivalent of Blue Dress vs Gold Dress?
đšđŽThe poster of Polaroids that came with the vinyl is fine, but is albumâs most exquisite feature the massive UPC barcode on the front cover of the Columbia Records cassette?
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Ep. 156 | Paul McCartney and Wings, âBand on the Runâ (1973)
Many Macca fans would argue that Paul McCartneyâs best post-Beatles album is the German 12â Maxi-Single of âAll My Trialsâ. (#WixTrumpetSolo) But others just might suggest that itâs 1973âs still-beloved landmark, âBand On The Runâ.
This week, Tony & T.J. celebrate 50 years of this true (and, maybe, ultimate) Macca classic with a deep dish on Side 1, which features some of Paulâs most celebrated, iconic mega-hits. Along this Journey (#LyingBesideU), the Soft Beatle Boyz also ask:
đŒđŒ Did the BOTR robbers in Lagos inspire the most iconic line in âGive My Regards To Broad Streetâ?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) âHow come there ainât no âA.M. Magazineâ? (Threateningly) And how come Oprah never gave me no car?â
đȘđ„Ș Did Sha Na Naâs Screaminâ Simon really eat a camel sandwich at the sock-hop in âGreaseâ? And if so, why didnât Bowser yip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip stop him?
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Ep. 155 | The Beatles: 1967â1970, a.k.a. THE BLUE ALBUM (2023 Edition)
Not all greatest hits albums are for house-people and little thems. Some, like â1967-1970â (and its red, commie companion) are as essential as the bands they represent. This week, the Twerk Twins dish deep on the packaging, origin, and legacy of these history-making collections and their 2023 remixes, and also ask:
𩩠Would John have loved the 2011 Target-only 7â mix of âI Am The Walrusâ?
đ» Is recycling the original hip-hop?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) How come The Red Album put ketchup around its plump, juicy frank of a logo? (Slowly, legitimately in crisis-mode:) And how come Tony Larussa got too woke to drive drunk no more?
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Ep. 154 | The Beatles: 1962â1966, a.k.a. THE RED ALBUM (2023 Edition PART 2)
Legendary comedian Redd Foxx once said of 1973âs 1962-1966 (a.k.a. The Red Album), âyou big dummy, where is âIf I Needed Someoneâ? Spoilers: Fred Sanford has been in the great junkyard in the sky for many years, but had he lived, heâd no doubt (#DontSpeak) be thrilled to know his dreams came true in the 2023 Expanded Remix of this seminal collection! Tony & T.J. delve into the powerful new remixes on Disc 2, wonder aloud if thereâs simply too much Revolver, and also ask:
đž Dave Dexterâs grandsonâs karaoke jam haas to be the James Bond âHelpâ intro, right?
â·ïž Do some rare copies of the Red Album (2023 Edition) feature the elevator piano version of âIn My Lifeâ that plays as three Golden Girls wannabes try skiing in an Amazon commercial?
đ Did âRun For Your Lifeâ borrow from Elvis Presleyâs best improvised song, âBaby Wants Candy, Yes Lets! (Play House)â?
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Ep. 153 | The Beatles: 1962â1966, a.k.a. THE RED ALBUM (2023 Edition)
November saw a fete of new Beatles releases and re-releases. So this month the Untitled Beatles Podcast begins a fab-four-course feast, guaranteed to be the toppermost of the ploppermost. We hope you like deep dish! A beginningâŠ
1st Course: Amuse-bouche
A Siskel & Ebert review of Peter Jacksonâs âNow and Thenâ music video
2nd Course: Deep Dish
Disc One of the 2023 Edition of the Red Album
3rd Course: Deep Dish
Disc Two of the 2023 Edition of the Red Album
4th Course: Deep Dish
2023 Edition of the Blue Album
On its 50th anniversary, the latest Giles Martin demix-remixes are a sonic revelation for Beatle sniffers of all palettes. And as always, T.J. and Tony offer these questions to fab folk of a certain vintage:
đ„ Yes, the merits of Ringoâs drumming have finally been brought to the fore, but are they Dave Grohl-approved?
đ„ïž Why wonât Brian Epstein return my calls about having The Beatles play my private yacht in Dolby Pro-Logic 4.1 surround sound? Dealbreaker: They NEED to stand in a ITU-R BS 775 configuration!
đȘ Was the bongo tickle at the end of âAnd I Love Herâ consensual?
Please pace yourself, there are two courses in this episode. And donât load up on bread - your fingers will puff up and you wonât be able to properly play âNow and Thenâ on piano!
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Ep. 152 | Mind Games (1973) 50th Anniversary Part 2
Letâs keep on playing those Mind Games together, as we delve into the meat (City/Free Monday) of the album, the often overlooked album tracks. Do they deserve their heretofore reputation as merely green Capitol budget label re-issue worthy? Or are there some stone-cold Lennon classics in the mix? And is it cool in 2023 to talk honestly about âsanpaku eyesâ? Spoilers: Yes is the answer! But, also:
đ Is Marvin Gayeâs cover of âNutopian International Albumâ, as performed at the 1984 NBA All-Star game, definitive?
đŒ The 1999 film âSheâs All Thatâ had a great many classic songs. Is the very best âKiss Meâ, by Six Seconds Of Hiss?
đ§ (Angry Chicago Guy): How come Lennon didnât write no songs specifically about Schneider, the high-larious handyman on âOne Day At A Timeâ? (With sadness, the Malort is kicking in:) And how come the beautiful Valerie Anne Bertinelli donât reply to my handwritten letters?
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